Thursday, September 2, 2010

Getting Past the Gatekeeper

It is always worthwhile doing a bit of research into extension numbers.

A web search for the company or the president’s name will often enough turn up obscure news items or papers with the president’s extension number.

Asking for “extension 5301 please” is more likely to get you through than “Could I speak to Mister Greaves, please?”.

In the first case you come across as knowing who you want and that you deserve direct access.

In the second case you are asking the receptionist if they would deign to do you a favor, and why should they? They don’t know you!

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

My Goal Today Is


Like many entrepreneurs I have trouble sleeping nights because I’ve allowed myself to be diverted.

You know you feel good when you go to bed at night and you’ve gotten that cheque of to the tax people, or finally paid down the phone bill, or any one of a number of administrative tasks that make you feel guilty.

You probably feel good too when you’ve spent time well establishing new contacts or maintaining old ones.

My main drive comes from The Prospector and all the data (leads) it generates for me. If I’m not careful the two to four leads a day build up into an avalanche of outstanding calls – 25 as I type.

The solution is really easy: Have a sheet of paper that you fill out at the very start of the day – before the coffee is poured. On the sheet you write the guilt that greeted you when you woke up.

Today for example my goal is “Reduce the backlog to five”; realistically there might be 5 contacts I just can’t reach in any shape or form. 25 is not acceptable, 5 is, and I don’t want to set a goal that might be impossible.

Below that I write Objectives, and these are not in a serial-project style, just a few just-for-today thoughts that will help me to reach today’s goal: “No personal emails”, “No game playing”, “No quick-fixes to your software” and so on. Yes, I play games, but for today ONLY I have promised myself no to, and to ignore personal chatter until after 5 p.m.

Just for Today

At the end of the day, when I start the daily backup procedures, I’ll take down the sheet of paper and examine myself. What went wrong? Let’s not do that again. What went right? Let’s keep on doing that!









Here you can see a blank sheet clipped to the laptop. I use a standalone monitor, so the laptop sits off to one side, but I’ll see the sheet whenever I

1) Reach for the phone

2) Turn to look out of the window to my left

3) Turn to look at my diary (out of view bottom left)

If you’d like a copy of the Microsoft Word document – comes with automatic date – you can download it here .

I have placed a shortcut link to this document as part of my first-boot-of-the-day sequence so that I’m prompted to print off and complete a copy first thing each morning.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Here is a link to an article that promotes the idea of written feedback.

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Success is Not Always Measured By Dollars

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

This month I presented my talk "Proposals" to a group of young entrepreneurs at the Etobicoke City Centre. "Proposals" is one of a collection of talks in my series " Business Communications for the Mature Professional ".

I anticipated 8 attendees, but 27 booked and 19 showed up.

The reviews were good.

The reward? The number of people scribbling notes as I spoke.

I am not the world's most successful business man, but I am good at thinking and reasoning and nutting out top-class first principles by which one can live.

The session finished at 9:30 and two hours after that I left the site. I gave away two extra hours of information for free, but was re-assured that my thinking for people migrating across the workforce is on-target.

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Monday, August 30, 2010

Wavelength of a Business

I chatted yesterday with a colleague who works for a company that services the retail business.

How’s business? Oh, You know .... the words trail off.

His business reacts very quickly to the consumer mood.

If a wave of fear (or exhilaration) sweeps the nation, people stop buying cute clothes, shoes and handbags with a reaction time measured in days.

Jim can pick up the paper on Monday and watch the sales figures drop on Thursday. It doesn’t take long.

Me?

I get calls from people I’ve been chatting with for 2, 5 or in one case 15 years. My business is “keeping-in-touch” against the day when a firm needs my special-niche skills.

Wavelength is usually associated with sound or light, where a short wavelength means high-pitched and very bright.

In terms of revenue, wavelength refers to a gestation time.

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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Access95ibility

So I’m wading through my contact list, phoning people who are “due for a call”, and the next call has a surprised Cindy on the line. “I was just thinking of you yesterday”.

I love those responses, sort of.

It’s great to hear that my call is timely, and the way is smoothed for a meeting.

But why didn’t she call me yesterday?

So what’s it about? It’s about something she mentioned 24 months ago, conversion of an old Access 95 database to Access 2007 standards.

I followed up 2 years ago, but the time was not right. I then assumed that she had worked out how to do it herself, or found someone else to do it. My fault for not following up.

But no, here I am, Mister foot-in-the-door.

And why?

Because I picked up the phone and called.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Success Comes from Growth and Nurture

The solo consultant can get lonely over the Christmas break, so last December I took action.

I emailed about 50 consultants known to me and invited them to The Traditional West-End Solopreneur Christmas Get-Together .

Seven showed up, which is good when you think of those who travel away to be with family, spend a week in Cuba or Aruba, or who are just too shagged out from partying to want to attend another.

We seven chatted for four hours, and took a closer look at each of ourselves (seven consultants seated at a round table, being asked in turn "So what do YOU do?" provides for a lively conversation).

I had no idea how many would show up, but am closer now to some of my colleagues than ever before, and all for the price of a small Caesar salad with grilled chicken, courtesy of The Montreal Deli .

In January I considered a variety of promotional schemes in a network of solo consultants and entrepreneurs.

Same thing - phoned and emailed 17, five showed up.

The result - three of us have formed a small and manageable compact to take action and see if we can't get this thing working. No critical mass of 10 to 15 required. Our small team is flexible and active.

If we get it working, we can extend invitations to join us, in our established and proven methods of promotion.

And yes, the three of us were all present at The Traditional West-End Solopreneur Christmas Get-Together !

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Why I Am Broke

Ari called yesterday, his template has stopped working. Must be a result of a Windows Update, no?

I Don’t Know

When you click “SEND” button it should fire up the macro “SendISR”. But nothing happens, bizarre! Looks like the template must be corrupt. I wish I had more time to work on this, look like fun trying to figure all of this out! Anyway, I tried opening up a new document importing the code. I then copied and pasted all the tables, same problem. I think I’m going to need a quote on the redevelopment of this form ASAP.

Ari is running Vista/2007 and I am not, but as usual, it’s not really the technology that’s the problem.

I take his code and examine it on my XP/2010 system; it appears to run OK (could use some cleanup through), so I suggest a test.

Take the old document version and the new template version and try them out on two other Vista/2007 machines in his office. That makes six tests altogether.

Think About it

If they work for Brenda and Carol but not for Ari, then the problem is likely with Ari’s system, not the templates.

If the document fails on all three systems but the template works on all three systems, then the problem is with the document.

And so on.

The Result?

“I think I’ve found a solution. I’ve just saved the document as a .docm, as opposed to a .dotm, and the command buttons work every time.”

My Response:

Well you just saved yourself a bundle of money AND time!

Congratulations!

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The Prisoner of the Red Cabin

You have one near you, a “greasy spoon” burger joint. Mine is called, I think, The Red Cabin, on Dundas Street, corner of Aukland, right by Kipling subway station. Décor as it was when the building was erected back in the 1300s, the hinged seats sometimes have a hinge missing, the tables have laminated plastic somewhere under the layers of grease – but the food is worth it all, especially the breakfast.

I was in there last week on one of my rare days off, for a 30-minute sit-down breakfast of sausage and bacon and egg, toast & jam, endless refills of coffee, and the sausage and egg stayed hot until I got to them; most places they’d be cool to cold, but at The Red Cabin it’s magic – they are piping-hot for the entire meal.

My guess is that the guy behind the counter is the owner/manager. He has been there since I started eating there back in 1989. The waitress, too, I think she is a fixture.

“Good Morning”. Good morning. I deserve the world’s best breakfast. “Well you’ve come to the right place. Waddya want?”. Bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, jam, coffee (before I’ve even found a seat with unbroken hinges). How do you like your eggs? “Cooked”.

That’s it.

Five minutes later a perfect breakfast, friendly at-home at-ease service, rich coffee, forever. A great start to my day off with a rented car.

Then I started thinking about the guy behind the counter.

I think they are open seven days a week.

365 or perhaps 364 days a year.

That means that they guy behind the counter spends, let’s say, 12 hours a day, year in year out, in a narrow area about 12 feet long and 3 feet wide. On his feet.

He may be skimming cash, he may be making a small fortune, (but I bet it’s not millions of dollars), but he is in effect imprisoned in a cage smaller than a tiger’s cage, day in, day out, with never a trip downtown to meet a prospect, or a morning off to coffee with the girls (or guys).

I think of that more and more as I sit down each morning and pick up the phone to make calls.

How free I am.

What a wonderful job I have – phoning people and setting up appointments to meet and chat, outside of my home office.

I’m free. I’m FREE!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Canada Post Goes Snoopy and Secretive

So off I go to buy one UK, one NZ and five AUS stamps for my overseas mailings. “They are all the same price. Seven?”

Yes please.

The seven $1.70 stamps are pushed across to me, then the clerk grabs one of my envelopes before I can protest and begins keying in from the return address portion.

What is going on?

Are Canada Post now keeping track of who uses their service to send messages overseas?

Apparently so

I’m old enough to protest, so I ask why the envelope is needed. “To give you the tax exemption”.

It’s like drawing teeth etc. but I finally get an explanation that can be coalesced into “You don’t have to pay the 13% H.S.T. if you are buying more than five stamps AND you have the envelopes with you.

Sounds a bit like the old donut scam when the GST came in. A donut is taxable because it is for consumption, but 6 or more are NOT taxable because they are groceries. Or the other way around.

So who ever heard of this latest exemption? Not my off-site accountant’s secretary – she buys the stamps. Not my canoeing buddy Fred, and HE walks to the post office in his lunchtime to do postage stuff.

Last Friday I bought a roll of stamps. I assume that there are 100, which at 57 cents should have been $57.00. Add 13% and you get $64.41. I’m not sure why I was charged $67.52, since all I got was the debit card receipt.

Moral: next time I buy a roll of stamps, I’m taking a stack of 99 blank envelopes and an addressed envelope and getting nearly $8.00 lopped off the price.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

The More I Practice . . .

. . . the better I get.

I continue to process two, three or four press releases per day (when I get off my backside and actually DO it!), and I must tell you that it just gets easier.

“Dori”; what kind of a name is that?

I used to be hesitant to call not knowing the sex of my target, but now I realize that it all falls out.

I place the call, and reach a gatekeeper. “My name is Chris Greaves and I was wondering if I might speak with Dori Segal”.

“Just a minute and I’ll try that line” (although sometimes “Just a minute and I’ll try HIS line”). A pause and then . . .

“I’m sorry HE is in a meeting right now …”.

So there, I have learned something. It’s MISTER Dori Segal, and the usual follows “Do you know when he will be free? No? I’ll call back after lunch”.

The gatekeeper has written down my name, I’m sure, so after lunch I’ll be a known quantity.

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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Freebies – do the Math!

A CNW press release tells the short story of a guest walking into a hotel and being checked-in by the President & CEO of the chain. Who, presumably, had been nursing a coffee in a wing-chair until the check-in counter ticked over to twenty million.

Not surprisingly the bewildered traveler received a few freebies - round-trip airfare for two; two-night stay for two … including all meals; Swedish massage for two; dinner for two; $250 Gift Card; tickets to one of Toronto's major live theatre shows and so on.

Apart from the air-fare my guess is about $300 per item, say $1,500; add the airfare and call it $2,000.

OK, you think I’m low-balling? Then double it, $4,000 or even triple it to $6,000.

Now estimate the revenue from 20,000,000 guests, including trickle-on such as payments from service businesses lodged on the hotel premises (percentage from the coffee shop, percentage from the gift shop etc) and how does it all stack up?

I’m guessing $500 per visitor (not knowing the length-of-stay), so say $10,000,000,000.

Now go back and double my cost of the freebies to $1,200.

It doesn’t really matter does it?

In fact, the freebies seem a bit cheap by comparison.

A two-week all-expenses paid stay in Paris (France!) at peak season would seem cheap alongside $10,000,000,000, whether it is $US or $CDN.

We are left with the question What is the value of the Press release?”.

I’m not sure.

Who (besides me) reads Canada News Wire? With this article, cub journalists looking for a space-filler? The editor of the North Bay NUGGET ?

When all is said and done, it seems like a drop-in-the-bucket for no visible return.

The loser seems to be the President & CEO of the chain, who had to set aside a half-day to chat with local managers while watching the taxis disgorge customers and drumming his fingers on the arms of the wing-chair.

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Starting a CEO Newsletter 2/2

Nearly six months have passed since I decided to start a CEO newsletter ( Starting a CEO Newsletter 1/2 ) and while I have assembled eight monthly articles I’ve not yet actually produced, which is ridiculous because I have the machinery to issue copies on a regular basis to a table of email addresses etc etc..

Then yesterday Rick Shea’s inaugural newsletter arrived and put me to shame.

Rick’s newsletter is EXACTLY the style I’m aiming for, in terms of layout, content, color and so on, and to make it worse he talks about measurement and quantifiers, which is what I wanted to talk about.

To see what I mean you’ll have to send Rick an email and ask for the current issue. I promise you that you’ll enjoy the read.

And yes, I called Rick (416-469-9935) and scolded him for doing a better job than I could ever hope to do ...

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Found on the First Page!

Please see also Found! By the Search Engines .

I keep track with a Google search daily for the ranking of my Indxr.ca page.

Visit www.ChrisGreaves.com for this image! Indxr002.ca.jpg

I am still at number 9.

But now I appear “above the fold” (on my screen)

Either one of the top 8 has reduced their text or Google has abbreviated the text shown for one of the top 8.

I think this is the first time I’ve appeared on page one of search results, excepting for the trumped-up search which includes Chris Greaves, Vermicomposting, Beetroot and Etobicoke.

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Entrepreneur’s Day

Unlike Secretary’s day or Father’s day, Entrepreneur’s day comes twelve times a year.

Entrepreneur’s Day is the first Monday of every month. If that day is a public holiday, then it is the Tuesday.

Entrepreneur’s day need not take all day, but it is a day that we are prepared to devote to our own maintenance.

That means that you can assign that day to yourself RIGHT NOW!

I’ll wait while you pull out your diary and pencil through twelve Mondays with a diagonal line and “Entrepreneur’s Day”.

Good.

Now those days are assigned to a very important client – You! No other client can have those days. A polite request “Can you come in on the 4th” is met with a polite ‘I’m sorry – I am already booked that day”; they don’t need to know that you have booked yourself.

On Entrepreneur’s Day you can

  • Clear both your desks OR
  • File every piece of paper that is visible OR
  • Make a start on your paperwork for taxes OR
  • Empty the two bookcases of tools and cart them and the tools out of the office where you receive clients OR
  • Clean your windows OR . . .

If your business, like mine, involves hours spent sitting at the computer, then on Entrepreneur’s Day you do NOT do any computer work. Indeed, you start a major scan of your hard drives, unplug the keyboard, dis-assemble it and clean it.

If you are smart like me, you’ll work until 5 p.m. in old clothes, then take a shower, walk across the street, order a large 5-topping pizza, and spend the evening re-reading a John Grisham novel.

Monday, August 16, 2010

The "Getting Started” Problem

I spoke with two fellow-entrepreneurs this morning.

Both stated their greatest problem was “Getting Started”; their words.

In The Winning Goal for the Day I stated the idea of a single goal.

It seems even more significant now that I know I’m not the only one who suffers of end-of-day-remorse.

I need to ask myself what’s been getting me down more, Not issuing my CEO newsletter or not making 4 warm-calls per day to new prospects?

(Fill in two of your nagging worries here)

Whichever it is, THAT is the nagging worry that needs be tackled FIRST THING tomorrow.

Get that one thing wrapped up tomorrow, and you’ll feel better about yourself that night.

Bonus: Assign the day after that to the OTHER thing.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Trigger Words

I am blessed with an accent, a left-over from my Australian days. That’s often enough to strike up a conversation and get things going.

But even without the accent, I have trigger words.

Domestic example: In the elevator on my way back from Bruno’s with a peach and four apricots, a gentlemen says “Hot, isn’t it?”.

The standard gambit.

“Humid”, I reply and when I lived in Australia and grew apricots they loved this heat, grew to be the size of peaches”, and away we go!

Start with a small set of trigger-words suited to your business and monitor which evoke the worst (null or dead-end) response. Drop them off the list.

After a new conversation, make a note of how it started. What were the trigger words? Add them to your list.

Now a casual conversation can remain just that, but you are shifting the odds in favor of generating a conversation that leads to a business opportunity.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Referrals – May WE Contact YOU?

Another great tip from Dan Sullivan of Strategic Coach.

He tells me that he issues a sheet of paper and asks attendees to draw five circles; in each circle they are to write the name of one of their colleagues who, they think, might benefit from Dan’s program

Then he asks if they’d mind writing THEIR name on the sheet of paper and handing it in.

Note that at this point we have six names, that’s all. No email addresses, no phone numbers, no incriminating information.

Of course Dan has your contact details.

The question is “May we contact YOU to discuss these colleagues with YOU”, not “May we contact your colleagues?”.

Spot the difference?



Who wants to subject one’s colleagues to a flurry of unsolicited sales calls? Not me.

Who would be willing to help Dan out with a bit of background information? Me!

During the follow-up call, the salesman already knows that each of the five names is a potential sale, and he also knows that each of he colleagues is probably a close fit to your profile.

It becomes quite easy then to build up a warm picture of each colleague, and the sales pitch, in the end, is ‘They seem like a good fit; may we contact them?”.

No contact has yet been made; all we have is permission to contact them at a later date.

Meanwhile you are most likely to contact them and tell them what has transpired, so they are pre-warned and pre-warmed when the follow-up call does arrive, and there’s little time waste din beating the bush for details; the essential stuff is already known.

I’ve not attended one of Dan’s seminars yet.

But I think I’ll register for his next freebie – in Toronto, ON September 15, 2010 8:30 a.m.–11:00 a.m.

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

The Time-Based Ceiling

I was told ten years ago that the difference between a consultant and a contractor is that a contractor bills by the hour, a consultant by the day.

I believe that to be true.

I can sell my services at $110 per hour, or at $1,000 a day, and yes, the daily rate is better.

Here’s the catch: I have a fixed number of days left in my life.

If I billed out every day from now until then, there’d be an upper limit to my revenue, and I wouldn’t reach it until, quite literally, the day I die.

Even pay-by-day consultants at $2,500 per day have a time-based ceiling. Their maximum annual revenue cannot exceed one million dollars.

However, a solution-based service or product can easily exceed that ceiling. In fact, the sky is the limit.

When I package what I do in a day and sell it as a self-contained solution, I can sell it to multiple clients in one day.

If I can package my training material I can license it to other instructors, or charge a fee for a download from my web site.

Although it took me, say, seven days at $2,500 per day to develop the software product, I can sell it as a software package as many times as I like for $15,000. Or for for $1,500. or for for $150.

With next-day delivery!

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Found Again By the Search Engines!

Please see also Found! By the Search Engines.

I keep track with a Google search daily for the ranking of my www.Indxr.ca page.

Last June 25 after watching my page stay on about page 2 for ages I edited the page, added a few choice key words, recompiled it and waited – nothing!

Two days ago (August 9) I performed more surgery and sat back to wait.

I didn’t have to wait long. Here is my usual search:



I have jumped to number 9.

Yet if you look closely you’ll see that it is my June 25 page that has leaped up.

When I click on the link the page shows a compilation date of Auguust 9th.

Go Figure!

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Staunch the 8-9-10 Bleeding

It will come as no surprise to you that this blog entry parallels The 1-2-3 of Moving the 1-2-3.

If getting a contact to be a prospect, and making the sale is so time-and-effort consuming, how do those great clients slip out the back door without us noticing?

The 8-9-10 stage is that part of the spectrum where you rate your contacts on a scale of one to ten, ten being those who have sent you a cheque that hasn’t bounced (to re-quote Dan Sullivan of Strategic Coach ).

It shouldn’t be that hard to retain your eights, nines and tens.

Here’s Why



You already know so much about them!

You have kept notes all the way along the trail from one through ten.

You have interacted with them during the development, deployment and training stages of your product or service.

You even know what branch of which bank they bank at! (Not that that knowledge will do you much good).

You probably know where they like to dine, their spouse’s name, …

Here’s How



Stay in touch.

You have their feedback and evaluation form. If you don’t send them a copy now, and phone them (no voice-mail) to let them know why it is headed their way.

Email them in response to their comments on the evaluation form.

Invite them for coffee or lunch. Be honest. You are ,meeting someone you know, someone you’ve worked with.

Add three more ways of staying in touch.

Then ask yourself where they fit on the one-to-ten scale.

Rank them there, and re-read The 1-2-3 of Moving the 1-2-3.

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Monday, August 9, 2010

The 1-2-3 of Moving the 1-2-3

If cold-calling is so darned awkward and embarrassing, why do so many of us leave that initial contact at the 1-2-3 stage?

The 1-2-3 stage is that part of the spectrum where you rate your contacts on a scale of one to ten, ten being those who have sent you a cheque that hasn’t bounced (to quote Dan Sullivan of Strategic Coach) and one being those who seem totally dis-interested.

It isn’t that hard to move folks from a one to a ten.

Here’s Why



You do it in easy stages.

You move the 8s and 9s to be 10s; you move the 7s to be 9s; you move the 6s to be 8s, and so on until you are attempting to move the 1s to 3s.

Rinse and Repeat



Not all of the 1s will move up to the 3s, but some will, and those that don’t get some more attention next time around; after all, of the so-called “failed” conversation, you learned something, right?

Here’s How



Noooooo! YOU have to do the “how” yourself, based on your service or product, but since you are going to rinse-and-repeat you will need a variety of “how”s, so you may as well just use the first one that comes to mind, record its success, and gradually hone your sales skills.

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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Customer Service

Since I met Michelle Romanica of Customer Experience Management I’ve paid more attention to deeper aspects of Customer Service.

Here’s an example.

Twice now I’ve driven to Brantford with an eye to touring the Alexander Graham Bell home – a museum of the developer of the telephone. Twice I’ve struck out, both times, from memory, in mid-winter and, knowing me, during the Christmas New Year break.

Should’ve checked the schedule

This time (mid-summer) I checked the web site .

9:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., it said. “unless otherwise posted”, but nothing can stop me now. They are open, so it’s Hey! For the open road.

We arrived at 2:30 p.m., two hours should be ample, right?

Nope. The dis-interested clerk told us as she took the $20 bill that they were closing at three today.

So the Brantford museum of Alexander Graham Bell is quite prepared to take our money, but truncate our visit to 30 minutes.

I snatched (it is the correct word) the bill out of her hand and we left.

Once again we walked around the grounds, me muttering. As usual.

Later it struck me as most odd that when an un-announced closure takes place – unannounced on their web site – that they aren’t public relations savvy enough on that one day to allow visitors in for free for that final hour.

What would that mean?

In practical terms, anyone arriving after 2 p.m. would get up to 60 minutes viewing for free.

That ought to rank pretty high on any customer satisfaction survey.

What would it cost them?

$5.50 per customer, but then, they didn’t get our money anyway, so how can they lose what they didn’t have?

And if 60 minutes is not enough to see everything, surely we would return another time.

And at the very least, having seen the museum, we would be two more people who could tell other people about it.

Instead, I tell you, steer clear of Brantford. They don’t know how to welcome tourists, and while they want your tourist dollars, they don’t want you to be happy about it.

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Friday, August 6, 2010

For the Non-Golfers Amongst Us

I played golf once in my life. I was one of the mandatory duffers in a Friday afternoon social game with Murray Bulger and Associates back around 1986. That was enough.

Nonetheless This New York Times Article caught my eye.

This first group is self-evident.

1. Be on time.

2. Be quiet, be quick.

3. Know when to speak up and what to say.

6. Help others look for lost balls.

8. Maintain a good attitude regardless of how you’re playing.

9. Avoid giving unsolicited advice.

10. Be generous, be honest, be nice.

I couldn’t recommend “4. Mind the flagstick. “ as is; it’d have to be “Make a fresh pot of coffee” in my business.

“5. Watch the flight of everyone’s shots. “ would have to become “Stay in touch with the pace of other parts of the project”.

“7. Don’t make everyone look for your ball for 10 minutes” is a little trickier. I think it’d have to be something along the lines of “If you can’t come up with a coherent reason not to do it within 60 seconds, you just don’t know enough to object to the idea”!

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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Controlling Those Hanging Folders

I have just counted; thirty-four hanging folders in the drawer marked “Clients”

Does this mean I’ve had only 34 clients in the past 20 years?

No.

And remember - I’m a pack-rat.

Here’s how it works: I added a new hanging folder each time I landed a new client. Now landing a client, to me, is just a little ways beyond that first series of emails.

A new client

About the time I submit a proposal, the contact is classified as a client; they get a hanging folder with their name.

Into their hanging folder go all my sheets of hand-written notes leading up to the proposal.

Ideally they will respond to the proposal with a 50% deposit.

Sometimes I get no response. The proposal, like the client, is “dead”.

I place the most recent addition at the front of the drawer; when the client calls, I can quickly grab the folder.

That means that the stalest folders are now at the back.

Here Comes a New Client

Take the stalest folder and empty the contents into the shredder. Gone!

Let’s face it, nothing ever came of it, and if they do contact me again, from my point of view, after all these years, they are a new client. We never got past the 50% deposit, remember?

Put the new client into the now empty hanging folder, place it in the front of the drawer.

I never have more than 34 hanging folders in there at one time.

Active clients

I am working on three projects at the moment. I pull those hanging folders and put them in my bookcase next to my desk. To work on the project I pull the folder, work on the contents, and replace the folder in the bookcase at the end of the day.

When the project wraps up, that folder goes to the front of the drawer.

My stalest clients are always at the back, and are prime candidates for dropping.

Chances are strong that when I do drop them, the original person with who I had contact will be long gone from the firm anyway.

Re-Awakening Clients

It happens often enough; a client calls or emails.

The hanging folder is pulled, updated, and replaced in the front of the drawer. That breathes new life into it.

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

WhatFAQ

I have a fool-proof method for keeping on top of things and not wasting time.

It is called WhatFAQ .

A WhatFAQ document is assigned to every project under my control or on which I am working. For every end-user application I write, there is a WhatFAQ; for every developer utility I build, there is a WhatFAQ; for every client project, there is a WhatFAQ.

WhatFAQ grew from three separate documents. About fifteen years ago I built three documents for a project: “What’s New?”, “What’s a Problem?”, and “Frequently Asked Questions”.

That meant I maintained three extra documents on top of any user requirements (Specifications, User guide etc.)

My three documents existed as Microsoft Word documents WhatNew.doc, WhatProb.doc and WhatFAQ.doc, and it made sense to merge them into one document, nowadays known as WhatFAQ.doc

How Does it Work?

Quite simply, when I have a thought about a project, when an idea strikes me, when a client expresses an opinion or a suggestion, or finds a problem with my work, I make an entry in the WhatFAQ.

The idea will not be forgotten, but I don’t need to break off from what I’m doing and lose my focus. I’m not dancing with fifteen partners each day.

The process is semi-automatic. I can paste ideas from emails. Every item receives an identification number that is unique to my computer system.

The WhatFAQ can be sorted (again automatically) so that the most-recently-fixed items appear at the top of the document and the still-to-be-addressed appear at the bottom in date sequence.

Project members can sort and filter by their initials to see what I’ve done about their pet peeves.

The best part for me is that I learned back in the seventies “Never make a promise or a threat you’re not prepared to keep”, and my WhatFAQ helps me to remember every item that’s ever come up for discussion.

The second-best part is that, from time to time, the client asks “Is there anything else we need to do?”, and I have a list of potentially billable items to hand.

Here is a link to an article that captured my interest: Action Steps

You can download a copy of WhatFAQ right now!

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A Very Succesful “Cold-Call”

I sent a letter to the publisher of a local paper, and ended the letter with this:
  • Call To Action: None. There is nothing you need do. I will telephone you in a few days to learn of your reaction to this letter.

I called the 19th at 10:25 and got voice-mail. I don’t like leaving voice-mails when we’ve not previously spoken.

  1. I left my letter clipped to the paper near my phone.
  2. I called the 21st at 9:15 and got voice-mail.
  3. I called the 23rd at 11:55 and got through!

I asked first off “Do you have two minutes?”. Yes he did, just two. It is, after all, just before lunchtime on a Friday.

I reminded him of my letter. He told me the focus of the paper was on “events and happenings”; I think that is an objection.

I acknowledged that my offering was not about events, nor about happenings, and maybe there was not a good fit.

He came back then and asked for specifics. I gave him a 20-second overview, reminded him that my 2 minutes was up, and asked if I could send him an email with 6 short samples.

Sure!

That’s success.

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Saturday, July 31, 2010

I was Half Expecting a Bunch of Complaints

This from a colleague:

It's been such a long time since I've written a newsletter I was half expecting a bunch of complaints (who are you, and why are you sending me emails?!?). I haven't had anyone burn my house down, though, so I count that as a win.

This in reply from me:

I have been saying for 12 months now that I'll put out a monthly eLetter for CEO/CFO/COO/CIO only of the large ("deep pocket") corporations I target.

  • Once a month.
  • One item
  • No ads
  • NOT about computing

I have a stack of ideas, a stack of articles, I have several formats I'm quite prepared to admire/steal.

I have the (programming) mechanism to distribute it.

What's holding me back?

Probably fear of rejection.

I suspect (but can't prove) that the general feeling that we are "spamming" recipients arises because there is such an easy negative reaction to spam.

In the Real World(TM) I don't let annoying telemarketers dull my pleasure when a genuine friend or contact phones me; I move away from the computer to the green chair and enjoy a yak.

I see a monthly newsletter from anyone I do business with as a valid means of staying in touch with a valid contact.

You are not anonymous. We've done business, we've chatted. If you were in Toronto you'd have the spare room for as long as you needed it. Internet access, home cooking, two cats ...

The various entrepreneurs I've met in Toronto are not anonymous; we've said Hi! at 3 meetings, had a coffee, supper maybe. A monthly letter from them isn't an unwarranted intrusion. I might not take the time to read it right now, but it is not unwarranted.

I have blacklisted a few people who claim they spoke with me at a meeting 12 months ago, regret not establishing contact sooner, and hope I won't mind receiving a monthly letter from them. Blacklisted because (I'm not sorry), No; we've not done a single face-to-face meeting to learn about each other.

I hope this makes sense.

I'd rather you did a short eLetter each month; if nothing else it'd help jog my brain that I should spend more time selling software.

P.S. I find it OK that your letter comes in plain text, but then I'm interested in ideas, not fancy dress.

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Friday, July 30, 2010

Dropping-in Method

In If in Doubt, Show up I mentioned the use of a pack of old business cards – blank on one side – on which I scribbled contact details of those people who have invited me to drop in at any time.

On thinking it over (and about to make another trip downtown) it seems to me worthwhile to print them, to give them some permanency.

Why not just use the business cards they give to me? Because nowadays business cards are not always handed out. Besides which I can print my own stored comments on the cards, update phone numbers and so on.

I’ll probably dash off a quick boiler-plate text document with a single-cell table where the data goes, and use adhesive tape to build a wallet on a sheet of paper.

Dump the text in the cell, load the wallet-paper into the printer, Click!

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Dropping Clients

A year ago (when I began this blog) I’d decided to shift my market focus, away from the 2-man legal firms along The Danforth to the large financial and pharmaceutical companies.

My previous clients still phone me, but if they aren’t taking me up on my proposals, it’s time to gently edge away from them.

09/16/2009 6:08:00 AM 0001.08 clients 4811: the descriptions (attached) do not have this extra line stating “Enhanced Warranty Coverage“

09/16/2009 10:09:00 AM 0000.15 clients 4811 examine code

09/16/2009 10:18:00 AM 0000.37 clients 4811 phone sandra

12/17/2009 8:11:00 PM 0001.02 clients v4 spec data file

12/17/2009 9:12:00 PM 0000.23 clients v4 spec draft

12/21/2009 10:02:00 AM 0000.85 clients proposal

05/11/2010 2:41:00 PM 0000.18 clients Phone AP re 5393: (Ref 3837) The attached document was opened

05/11/2010 2:52:00 PM 0002.00 clients 5393: (Ref 3837) The attached document was opened

07/16/2010 12:20:00 PM 0000.33 CLIENT call from AP re Word bug

CLIENT 6.22

Above is pasted a record of the time I have recorded on one particular client over the past 12 months.

Now 6.22 hours recorded is close to a day’s work. There are undoubtedly a few more phone calls in there that I didn’t record.

So how does “client” look to me now?

1: They have provided no revenue for the past 12 months.

2: They have soaked up a day of mine over the past 12 months; I’ve done a bit of research and provided some answers, all for free.

3: The chance of getting them to pay for a serious bit of testing and modification to their system is remote. They haven’t accepted my previous two proposals.

4: My goal for the next 12 months is to whittle them down to zero hours, allowing me either to focus on paying clients, or to take a day’s vacation and stroll along the Danforth.

P.S. If you are not keeping track of your time during the day, start doing it now.

There are many packages out there. My BillT is free, works, and is based on Windows Notepad!

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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Creepy Clients

“Project Creep” is a leading cause of project failure; the goal or target is changed repeatedly and becomes a near-impossible target.

Client Creep is just as bad.

It starts off with an innocuous email “I'm looking for Access VBA coding that will automatically populate business days of the week based on a start date and entry of number of days”.

I can do that!

But then I have no idea of the client’s abilities, so I suggest a face-to-face inspection of the database, and this seems expensive for the client who responds by pointing out that they are capable of inserting my code.

We carry on this way for two or three more exchanges, and then I give up.

The whole deal is too costly in terms of the time it is taking me to extract information from the client, and as soon as we clear up one misunderstanding, the client slyly reveals yet-another-card, more data that could have been volunteered up front.

I don’t abandon the prospect of work, but I retract into my shell with a suggestion that I be emailed some procedure specifications, and that I will craft code to meet those written specifications.

The message is: If you’re good enough to specify what you want, then do so. If not, you need me to help you specify what you want.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

A Balanced Diet

Top of her class :

“Brianna Smrke didn’t know she was perfect. But after a phenomenal final year of high school, logging hours of homework a night, there’s no doubt she is, earning 100 per cent in each of her eight courses. Grade 12 students usually take six courses.”

And:

“While Smrke spent about seven hours doing homework each night — working from 3 p.m. to about 11 p.m., with a break for dinner — she also found time to work on fundraising initiatives, help distribute food to the homeless, be a volunteer math tutor and a “best buddy” to a special needs student at her school.”

I was struck by the combination of long hours and varied diet.

Brianna worked on matters well outside the study arena.

Our parents were correct: “ All work and no play makes jack a dull boy ”.

Here is a quote from “ 5 ways to take a guilt-free vacation “:-

I never cease to be amazed by people who wouldn't dream of giving back part of their paycheck, yet who don't take the time off to which they are entitled.

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Monday, July 26, 2010

The Winning Goal for the Day

I am prompted to write this after the dust has settled over Spain’s winning goal in the World Cup match Sunday, July 11, 2010. Don’t worry if you are not a fan.

All you need to know is that the two teams were tied 0-0 at the end of the first half, 0-0 at the end of the second half, 0-0 at the end of the FIRST 15 minutes of extra time, and that Spain scored a goal about 5 minutes into the second 15 minutes of extra time, and that they managed to hang onto that lead for ten more minutes.

A cliff-hanger, you might say (although I found it all a bit boring).

So did the Spanish team shower, don casual clothes and hop on a 1 a.m. flight home? I doubt it.

They probably went to bed at all different hours, and some poor manager had the job of locating each player for the flight home the next day.

But this I’ll guarantee: Each player, wherever and whenever and however they dropped off to sleep later that night/morning had one thought in mind: We got our goal!

I Reached My Goal

At the end of the day I’ll often field a phone call from a close friend or two, “How did you day go?”.

If that day I’d met a CEO/CFO/COO face-to-face for the first time, my day has been successful.

If that day I’d managed to clear one of my desks of junk, my day has been successful.

If that day I’d tested and delivered a deliverable phase of a project, my day has been successful.

If that day I’d completed and dispatched my tax returns, my day has been successful.

If that day I’d {fill in your goal here} , my day has been successful.

You Get the Idea

At the start of each day I write on the back of an old business card a single goal. It’s usually something that’s been bugging me.

What will make me happy at the end of the day?

As I write this at 6:10 a.m. on a muggy summer morning, I know I’ll feel happy tonight if by then I have completed fixes to the Booster project and have issued a ZIPped file with my latest efforts.

No matter what else I get done, no matter who else I meet, no matter what new projects or cheques arrive, at the end of the day I will lean back, relaxed and happy, if I’ve emailed that ZIP file.

That’s why I have a stack on old business cards, blank face out, in a little holder right next to my monitor.

And a little holding-slot that takes just one card, atop my monitor.

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Saturday, July 24, 2010

Do They Love What They Do?

I love part of what I do.

That part is “telling computers what to do” – it is more than “programming” and certainly more than “programming in VBA”, it is a passion for getting the very best out of a computer.

(I once devised a means of using 81 columns of an 80-column punched-card!)

My passion started 6 months before the end of my schooling, 6 months before my first job.

My passion has outlasted two marriages, five countries, three nationalities and an uncountable number of setbacks, cancelled projects and failed business relationships.

I sometime get exhausted, or plain bored with a project that drags on.

But come the next one, and I’m awake at all hours devising clever algorithms …

I look around me at the very small group of people I’d love to work with.

Each one of them is truly passionate about what they do to bring in the money.

Passionate enough to laugh at themselves while they are doing it.

The business is one gigantic barrel of colored balls and we are wallowing around in them, making money while nagging in a giant game of whoop-de-doo!

Robert Townsend said it best:

“If you don’t do it excellently, don’t do it at all. Because if it’s not excellent, it won’t be profit or fun, and if you’re not in business for fun or profit, what the hell are you doing here?”

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Friday, July 23, 2010

When Ignoring Emails Becomes Profitable

The original email looks innocuous enough:

“I got your name from {your name here}. There is a spreadsheet that several people use to input data. The president wants to receive an email when the value in a cell is equal to a certain criteria.”

I replied with eight questions:

“Hi Jason, thanks for the email. Some questions:; 1 Is the email to be emitted every time the cell switches to a certain value? (a.k.a. "drive the president crazy by changing the value every 5 minutes"); 2 Is the value explicit to 15 digits accuracy or is it to be within a tolerance?; 3 Is there only once cell to be monitored, or a set of cells?; 4 Is the cell defined with a range name, or will you maintain and re-distribute the worksheet whenever the cell address changes?; 5 Does every user have Outlook installed as the default mail client, or are some users using Mozilla Thunderbird, Eudora etc?; 6 Is the email to be issued the instant the user changes the cell value? How will you cope with people who turn OFF autosend in Outlook?; 7 Have you considered the option of logging the changes to disk and having the president (run a job on his schedule to) poll the saved log files?; The task will be written in Visual Basic for Applications(VBA). 8 Will every user have macros enabled?; I can probably dream up some more questions if you'd like.; There is no problem monitoring a cell and emitting an email; we would need tight specifications of when/how it is all to be triggered; I hope this helps.”

Nine Days Later

I have received no response, not even a “Thank you for taking the time to respond”.

Luckily for me I keep track of my time, and frequently examine time taken to perform simple tasks such as replying to an email like this like this.

Careful composition of a 260-word email as a first-time email to a potential client, spell-check and proof-read, takes fifteen minutes of my time.

Don’t pretend it doesn’t. You think it is 5 minutes, but it is much closer to 15 than 5. I know, because I’ve measured it.

I had BCC’d {your name here} on my reply, so’s they’d know that I had responded, and how I had responded and of course a few days later {your name here} emailed me back asking if I’d heard anything, so I responded to THAT email saying, in essence, “No”.

Bottom Line

20 minutes sucked out of my life. For what? For someone I’ve never met who can’t even say ‘Thank You”.

If they can’t say Thank You what makes me think they’ll be happy forking over money?

Where else can you spend time fruitlessly on a potential customer?

The Answer

Store Clerks do it all they time, but they are paid to stand behind a counter all day and smile as the customer approaches.

But I am not a store clerk. I do not stand behind a counter waiting for someone to swim into my view. I am a consultant with a business to run, and MY business is setting up meetings with CEO’s of large corporations.

The original email came from someone who thinks that I am a store-clerk. That is precisely the sort of person I can safely ignore.

And just in case you are thinking that times are tough (they are) and I’m strapped for cash (I am) and should leap at every opportunity – you’re wrong!

The path out of my hole lies in spending as much time as possible getting the word out to potential clients, not chatting with passers-by.

How Will You Throw Away Your Time Today?

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Domestic and Corporate Models

Despite what I wrote in There Are No Corporate Decisions there is a difference between domestic and corporate clients.

Ten years ago I was happily fixing computer systems – hardware and software – for my friends and small-business owners. Today I avoid that like the plague.

I have been burned too often fixing a system at night-time only to get a call a week later “My nephew installed some new software and now I can’t Print/Type/save/eat/Drink/Sleep”, or worse “… and now the changes you made don’t work; please come and fix them”.

Sometimes it is their spouse’s best friend’s gardeners mechanic’s son.

Corporate clients seem to expect to be billed at a daily rate starting around $1,000 and just going UP. Domestic clients want to know if twenty-dollar bills is alright.

Corporate clients speak in terms of P.O. numbers, proposals, contracts, and it is pretty easy to generate a water-tight proposal that spells out, in writing, what you’ll do for them, how much it will cost, and when it will be finished. (if you need help with this Talk to Me ),

So you’ve got your little domestic business model worked out, the colored crayons, the place mats, the bits and pieces, and people pay you for the small jobs, and it all adds up.

The catch is that the corporate clients can’t understand that. No corporate client worth their salt thinks in terms of $25/hour for a two-hour job.

So you need a second business model for the corporate clients.

Domestic clients get to pick and choose how much of everything they want, and they get charged per item, per hour.

Corporate clients are offered a rather large and very inclusive package; there is little choice. They get three of everything without being asked – no discussion no negotiations.

Two hours training is not an option. It’s a 2-day workshop. And it isn’t $150 per person per day; it is $1,500 per day for a group of eight. Whether they send eight or not.

You Don’t Believe Me?

Keep track of your hours the next time you start treating a large corporation like a domestic client. You’ll be amazed at how much time you spend trying to communicate on the wrong wavelength.

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Google Cache

A much over-looked resource.

You do your Google Search, here are the links.

You click on a link (well, if you are a Firefox user you right/click and choose “Open In Tab”) and receive that dreaded “404” or “503” page error.

Drat!

And it looked so promising and all …

Return to the page of found links.

Look Closely at the end of the link you sought.

If you see “cached”, click there.

You’ll receive a copy of the page from one of Google's millions of servers, a copy of the page as it was the last time Google saw it.

The page might have been moved or deleted by the owner.

But Google still has a copy!

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Business Poetry

Every successful human endeavor

Has a start and an end

Successful: A start and an end

Most unsuccessful projects

Wither and die

Starved of money

Bored to death over time

It is the start that defines the end

A successful project’s end point

Can be seen from its start point

At a successful project’s end

The start point is still visible

And where we are now

Looks better than where we were.

And we feel that the journey

Was well worth the price.

If you can’t see your end point

From where you are

Move the start point

Or the end point

By splitting the project

Into two parts.

The start point

Is well-defined

In space

In dollars

In staff

In tangible resources

In faith that the end point is attainable

and that today is today.

The end point

Is well-defined

In space

In dollars

In staff

In tangible resources

In faith that the end point is attainable

and that tomorrow is not today.

These things are called quantifiers

And each is said to be one of

Numeric

Spatial

Boolean

Date/Time

Management Measures

If you aren’t measuring

Then you aren’t managing

A measurement

Is a quantified fact

Words are the building blocks of communications

Words are either spoken and then heard

Or written and then read.

Spoken words

Hover in the air

Float across the wind

And vanish in the haze

But written words

Are forever.

It it ain’t written down

It don’t exist.

I wrote that!

A goal

Is where I am not.

A goal

Is another place

At another time

With more money

Do you agree?

A goal is visible

And believable.

Because I know where I am

(facts, measurement)

And can prove it

(written down)

A project

Is just a means

To reach my goal

From where I am

In a series of steps

One step after another

Yet some people on my path

Call them “Objectives”.

If you are human

Then state your endeavor

And write it down!

Identify your goal, your end point.

Identify where you are right now, your start point.

With numbers

With dates and times

With locations

And with faith.

If your faith is lacking

Move your end point

By splitting your project

Into two parts.

Quantify, quantify, quantify.

And write it all down.

“I want to be home

with my two cats”.

My home is on the corner of Bloor and Mill.

I’d like to be home before the sun sets

Which tonight means eight of the clock.

I’ve done it before so

I can do it again.

Here I am

Standing at the bus stop

Corner of Warden and Bertrand.

The bus flew pat me

Before I could cross the busy road.

I think the buses here

Run every seven minutes or so.

I can do this.

I will enjoy standing in the sunshine

For seven minutes

After all

It is only twenty past five!

My objectives are to

Keep an eye out for the next bus

Flag it down

Board it and pay my fare

When it reaches Warden station

I must get off,

Walk up the stairs

To the island platform

Board the next westbound train

To Kipling station.

When the train reaches Kipling station

I must get off,

Walk up the stairs

To the bus platform

And board the Bloor street bus.

As we pass Mapledawn road

I must ring the bell.

At Mill road I must

Get off

Walk to the building

Open my door

And enjoy the welcome

As two cats twine them selves around my legs.

Jupiter, and Bumpous.

Some goals for tonight:

Make and eat my supper

Check and answer voice-mail

Check and answer email

Build and issue the next deliverable for

Gary

Brent

Shaun

Tony

And David

Write my blog

Enjoy some ice-cream

Treats (3 each) for the cats.

Print three documents for tomorrow’s meeting

Brush my teeth

Go to bed

Read some more Rudyard Kipling

Boy oh boy oh boy!

It’s been a good day.

I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.

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Monday, July 19, 2010

If in Doubt, Show up

A trip downtown is always made with a set of old business cards.

On the back are written the name, address and phone of each person I am scheduled to meet. Those cards are accessed from my shirt pocket with ease, it beats trying to unzip my port-feuille in a crowded elevator.

As well, since the address is written there, I have a second card up my sleeve when I call for a pop-in coffee at short notice.

It happened again today – I called his office and got voice-mail, no receptionist, nothing.

I was in the adjacent building, so I marched right up to suite 720 and introduced myself.

If he is in and can spare me 5 minutes, he will do so.

If he can’t spare me 5 minutes, at least he’ll know that I think of him when I’m downtown.

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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Let Words Shift Your Focus

So there I am presenting myself, and doing my best to come across as a great-guy-to-call-when-there-is-a-problem when …

… “We already have several IT people and a team of researchers”

The message is clear.

It is not rejection, but it is an obstacle to be circumvented (in this hot weather hurdling is out of the question)

I learned from this that “I don’t replace, I augment”.

It is not a question of me replacing the existing IT staff, or replacing the current researchers, but of giving them better tools, more knowledge, and hence more power to do their jobs.

I need to switch my vocabulary away from “This is what I do” to “This is what I help people to do”.

In the end, if there IS no IT or research tem, I’m an obvious candidate!

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Friday, July 16, 2010

How Successful was the First Meeting?

A trip downtown could be judged a failure if I measured it solely on whether or not I got a job.

It was not a job interview. It was an introductory meeting, and it ended well, because I was warmly received and warmly farewelled with an unsolicited invitation from the contact to stay in touch by email.

  • But wait! There’s more!

My host was gracious enough to deliver feedback to me after my opening spiel, and the feedback was spot on!

Even if I’d been shown the door, it was a most valuable learning experience.

I noted the feedback and will adjust my spiel accordingly (“try to stay away from using the word computer or IT”).

For that alone it was well worth the $5.00 in subway fares.

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Thursday, July 15, 2010

How Many Contacts?

A trip downtown could be judged a failure if I measured it solely on the number of new COO’s I met.

One.

Just one.

But after the meeting with John ended at 11:06 I called Leon to see if he could do lunch; he couldn’t but suggested I come on the company boat trip in a few weeks time. I agreed. Then Leon said he was sitting with David who controls a $1.4B budget for the U.N. I chatted on the phon with David about mutual interests in history.

Then I called a different David and suggested lunch. He could not; he was en route, but he asked I send my material and he’d look at it.

So I called Rae, and he said Sure! He’d be happy to do lunch, so at 12:30 Rae and I sat down to lunch and I picked his brains.

By 2 p.m. I was back in my office having chatted with five contacts in my target market area.

Quite a haul for a (long) morning’s work!

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Of Oranges and Bottled Water

(Please see also Sprinkles – part 2 )
Two new restaurants last week.
The Mekong River and Silk. Both serve Thai and Asian food.
Both have nice décor, friendly service.
And I will return to both.
Why?
The Mekong River brings, unasked, four ice-cold segments of sweet orange after the entrée plates are removed.
  • Unasked.
It’s not a substitute for dessert.
It seems to me it is a nice token of appreciation.
  • Unasked.
Silk brings a large bottle of iced tap water to the table.
  • Unasked.
For once in my life I did not spend time flagging the waitress to bring me another glass of water.
Having a bottle (or jug) of water right there on the table makes sense.
It saves distractions, interruptions, and by golly I like it!

Both restaurants have developed a “ sprinkle ”; it costs them so little yet has such a high impact.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Why the Local Church Rummage Sale is Important

Off I go to another introductory meeting downtown.

Of course I’ve done my homework before going; summarized the press releases, read the web pages, harvested all the Interesting Words from both sources and read through them to fix their vocabulary in my mind before entering the office.

I am wearing a suit and tie, for I am going to meet the COO of a rather large financial firm.

The shirt and tie are central to my image, especially the tie.

The web site is decked out in pale-blue and a pale-gray-blue.

  • Just like my tie.

What a co-incidence.

Not really!

I pick up neckties at rummage sales at anything from $0.50 each and upward, but I prefer the 50c ones.

Dozens of ties.

I match the tie to the web site on the grounds that I need all the help I can get during this first meeting, and a subliminal message that I am the same color as the web site can’t hurt.

Women: the rummage sale has scarves. Same deal.

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Monday, July 12, 2010

My New Career in Public Relations

I am listening to an audio-book “Spin Cycles” based on CBC radio talks.

Spin as in spin-doctor; skewing of facts etc.

There is an interesting discussion about “spin” vs. “pubic relations”, and what, after all, is the role of Public relations.

Turns out that although I say my business is meeting people (my money comes from doing what they then ask me to do), I am a one-man public relations firm.

This morning I head downtown again to meet a COO who I’ve not met before. I have asked for 15 minutes; I’ll consider myself fortunate if I get 30.

We will check each other out – if he has a problem I’ll ask for some detail, but mainly I suspect he will want me to describe myself, along the lines of “Why should I ever talk with you in the future”.

My job this morning is to present myself in a light that will cause the COO to accept me as a art of his arsenal in the fight against whatever-it-is.

I’m in Public Relations.

Talk to Me !

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Meeting with the CEO

Off downtown again to a face-to-face meeting with a CEO. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.

I got the name from a CNW press release , made the phone call, and within 2m35s was hanging up having secured an appointment.

I have nothing to sell, except my self, and there’s a potential contact like this every day, so why do I feel pressured?

My idea is to sit and chat about our respective businesses for 15 minutes, 30 if I’m lucky.

I have a set of about 5 conversational points that I can develop, but I rely on my attributes (fast-mind, vast experience) to parlay any enquiry into a discussion about me.

And I trust myself.

I maintain that I’m good at solving problems, making estimates, setting boundaries and so on. The computing is a small part of it (but it’s where people see the payoff).

If I’m not comfortable with being adaptable and confident, then I have no business there.

So off I go.

It’s a trip downtown, a great opportunity to expand my business down the road, and what’s the worst that can happen?

I can learn from a mistake!

Talk to Me !

Friday, July 9, 2010

Stay-in-Touch Cards

Wednesday July 14 18:00.
Sorry. They are all GONE!

They Have Arrived.



Please see also Another Way of Staying-in-Touch, Staying in Touch 2, Staying in Touch and Does this Job Interest You?.

Arrange to Pick Yours up Today.



A carton holds 24 packets. Each packet contains 24 cards. There are 16 cartons. Do the math.



Cats are NOT part of the deal

The cards are in tent layout, 25.5 cm by 10 cm, and come with envelopes with a pre-printed “modern floral” design.



The floral design is in the lower-left corner, which leaves the top, and top center free for your return address and promotional message.

There are 6 card-types (please see images below), by painting:

1: Ontario Badlands

2: Milton Escarpment IV

3: Sixteen Mile creek II, Oakville

4: Bluff’s II

5: Oak Ridges Moraine

6: Georgian Bay, Craigleith

Paintings are by Sabelis , and a bio of Sabelis appears on the back of each card (please see images below).

The inside of the cards are blank, thus presenting 25.5x20 cm of laser-printable white space to carry your promotional message or your Christmas Greetings.

These cards are NOT for sale. I need the space. You’ll be doing me a favor by collecting a carton, or two, and distributing packets (of 24 cards each) to your clients as promotional gifts.

If you’d like help in envelope layout, and what to put on the BACK of your envelopes, and why, Talk to Me !










Thursday, July 8, 2010

Business Card Boxes

Wednesday July 14 18:00.
Sorry. They are all GONE!


They Have Arrived.

Arrange to Pick Yours up Today.

I have two cartons of 100 boxes-and-lids each. (Thanks to Ruven Gotz of Anilet for pointing this out to me)

The boxes are 15 cm x 10 cm x 5 cm.


If you have a stack of business cards, count them, measure them, and divide that measurement into 15 cm!



Here’s a view of an opened-up box sitting atop a column of 100 boxes, adjacent to a column of lids.

So, You Don’t Print Business Cards?

OK, so your name isn’t Ken King of Source Imaging.

Think outside the box.

These little collapsible boxes can be used to

1: Hold slices of iced cake if you are organizing a cheap wedding.

2: Store that vast stack of cards you intend to wade through over the next Christmas holidays.

3: Present your little bag-of-treats that you plan to place at every seat at the next Markham Board Of Trade meeting (naturally, your business card will be face up at the bottom of the box!).

4: Organize a game of pelmanism with your cats; place a cat-treat under each upturned box

5: (other)

If you’d like to hear my views on Business Cards for Entrepreneurs, Talk to Me!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

When the Power Goes Out …

Like it did Monday, what will you do?

You work from home. The power dies.

The whole apartment is deathly silent, and the cats look puzzled.

No soft music, no fan or air-conditioning.

Just the steady beep of the UPS (you do have one, don’t you?) and after that, blank screens.

At least you do a proper backup every night , right?

What next?

Here’s what I learned.

1 - Step outside the apartment; if the lobby lights are out, it’s them, not you. Otherwise it might be you and your fuse board. Don’t spend 12 hours waiting for the hydro people to fix things.

2 - I work with paper and pencil; the computer is the last step. It is necessary, but it is not the source of my work. I can keep on working even though I have no computer.

3 - I have a paper diary, and in the back of that diary are phone numbers. Even though my business contact list is out of action, I can catch up on those phone calls to domestic friends; that’s one minor task out of the way.

4 - No I can’t. My phones are mobile phones, apparently dependent on electrical power from the mains. Good thing I’ve got a cell phone. Bad thing it is pay-per-minute-or-part-thereof.

5 - It is late afternoon; the sun streams into the kitchen. A good time to wash dishes.

6 - There are leftovers in the ‘fridge – steamed rice, cold beef, half an onion, red, green and yellow peppers. I can make myself a yummy supper. (Memo to self: Keep a small container of steamed rice or boiled past on hand throughout the summer months)

7 - Since my phones are out, my fried won’t be able to reach me. Phone her using my cell and tell her my landlines are out.

8 - Think now: What’s an ideal office-related job that can best be performed without electrical power. That’s right; re-cable the three power bars that drive UPS, computers, monitors, external backup drives, modems, lights, mug-warmers etc. (I have 12 such devices on this side of the office alone)

9 - Walk through the apartment playing pick-up-and-put-down-somewhere-else. It’s a great excuse to tidy each room. A long-overdue task.

Talk to Me !

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Testimonials that Give Pleasure

If you’ve ever spent time chasing up testimonials, you know what I mean. The chased-up versions are somewhat painful.

The unsolicited ones are great, but perhaps rarer.

Here’s a thought:

Lodge in your email signature a 1-line testimonial, including web address, to your most recent small-business supplier.

It could be a $50 graphic artist job, a $20 proof-reading – nothing major.

Find a way to let them know that you are praising them with every email you send out.

You’ll be surprised at the response.

EVERYONE loves an unsolicited testimonial!

You will too!

Email Me to see how it works!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Get Right Back on that Horse!

Advice often given to you when you fall off a horse, right?

Applicable to the entrepreneur when the “cold call” failed. The message is “Don’t dive into the ‘fridge for a snack; pick up the phone and do it again …

But when did anyone advise you to stay on the horse when you didn’t fall off?

That time is now!

I just made a call, 2m 35s, and snagged a meeting downtown with the COO of a financial house. Just what I wanted.

The temptation is strong to do one of those crazy end-field football dances, but I must steel myself to move right on to the next call.

The best time to make a cold call is when I am flushed with success with the previous call.

My business is meeting people, not computer/accounting/massage/floral arrangements etc.

My business is meeting people; it’s what I do.

Talk to Me !

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Money-Transfer Trick

As you get into small-business transactions, you’ll receive payment by email and make payments by email. In Canada this is the Interac system, and it is ideal for small businesses

If you haven’t tried it, try it now. Email $10 to a friend and claim it back next time you meet (or else have them pay for breakfast)

A downside of the Interac system is that you cannot receive confirmation that the supplier has received the email (and cashed the cheque).

You can monitor your online bank statements, but who wants to type in their secure password every hour to inspect a bank statement.

Here’s the trick:

Massage the security question

All email money transfers include a security question.

Typical question: “Initials of the society where we met” ( AIC ).

Typical question: “Initials of the restaurant where we met” ( Boston Pizza ).

Here is an A-Typical question:

“What did I see outside my bedroom window in 1956”.

There is no way the recipient could know that SIX GRAPE VINES on trellises were outside my bedroom window in Southern Cross in 1956.

To access the money they are forced to phone me (or email me) for the answer. If they want the money, they’ll phone me.

Now of course, expecting someone to know something about an event in my life fifty years ago will be seen as nasty, so don’t go that far away in time and space.

But phrase an atypical question about something that has happened between you, and phrase the question do that they will need to phone you.

Talk to Me !